I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- Dilbert
Tag Archive for 'Dilbert'
When did ignorance become a point of view?
- Dilbert
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
- Dilbert
I get mail; therefore I am.
- Dilbert
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Dilbert
“Creatividad es permitirse cometer errores. Arte es saber cuales quedarse”.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
- Dilbert
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert’s Theory of Mondays.
- Dilbert
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
- Dilbert
“Los consultores tienen credibilidad porque no son lo suficientemente tontos como para trabajar en tu empresa”
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
- Dilbert
“Un optimista es simplemente un pesimista sin experiencia laboral”
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http://dwlt.net/tapestry/dilbert.rdf
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